The Hump Day Humor-Gram, March 22, 2006, Issue Number 168

1. Lovely Parting Gifts 
2. Mike's Fun at Work Tip
3. Quote of the Week 
4. It's a Wacky, Wacky World
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1. Lovely Parting Gifts 

If you have colleagues that are being laid off, retiring
or just moving onto greener pastures, then why not turn
what can sometimes be a somber affair (especially
where layoffs are concerned) and have a celebration.
But instead of folks bringing gifts and corny speeches, 
everyone is required to bring along a great idea, a
reference book, three contact names or something else
of real value that will help the person move on to
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2. Mike's Fun at Work Tip

Look for opportunities to add some humor to signs in and
around your workplace. For example, at a First Baptist 
church, they have the following sign: “Permit Parking 
Only. We Forgive Those Who Trespass Against Us – But We 
Also Tow Them.” How about the bakery with the sign: 
Get Your Buns In Here! Or there’s the sign at the vet 
clinic: No Parking Here – Violators Will Be Neutered! 
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3. Quote of the Week

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any 
invention in human history, with the possible exceptions 
of handguns and tequila.”  Mitch Ratliffe 
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4. It's a Wacky, Wacky World 

Once again, science has opened up our eyes to new and
amazing insights. A study from Cornell University found
that, yes, astonishingly enough, people eat more stale
popcorn if it is served in a large bucket. My mind
is totally blown. 
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Copyright Michael Kerr, 2006  mailto:mike@mikekerr.com     
Reach Michael at 1-866-609-2640/http://www.MikeKerr.com.